In Sydney, the first time you want to get out of a car in Sydney is when you’re about to board a plane, and that’s where the first rule of the “tow your car” game is often ignored.

For some, this is a welcome opportunity to let off steam or to vent frustrations with the vehicle’s owner, but for others, it’s just another reason to get a quick and dirty drive through the suburbs.

Here’s how to avoid getting towed: